Chapter 22
David Becker strode over and stared down at the old man asleep on the cot. The man’s right wrist was wrapped
in a cast. He was between
sixty and seventy
years old. His snow-white hair was parted neatly to the side, and in the center of his forehead
was a deep purple welt that spread down into his right eye.
A little bump? he thought, recalling the lieutenant’s words. Becker checked the man’s fingers. There was no gold ring anywhere. Becker reached down and touched the man’s arm. “Sir?” He shook him lightly. “Excuse me…
sir?”
The man didn’t
move.
Becker tried again, a little
louder. “Sir?”
The man stirred.
“Qu’est-ce… quelle heure est–” He slowly opened his eyes and focused on Becker. He scowled at having been disturbed.
“Qu’est-ce-que vous voulez?”
Yes, Becker thought, a
French Canadian! Becker smiled down at him. “Do you have a moment?”
Although
Becker’s French was perfect, he spoke
in what he hoped would be the man’s
weaker language, English.
Convincing a total stranger
to hand over a gold ring might be a little
tricky; Becker figured
he could
use any edge he could
get.
There was a long silence as the man got his bearings. He surveyed
his surroundings and lifted
a long finger to smooth his limp white mustache. Finally
he spoke. “What
do you want?” His English
carried a thin, nasal accent.
“Sir,” Becker said, over pronouncing his words as if speaking to a deaf person, “I need to ask you
a few
questions.”
The man glared up at him with a strange look on his face. “Do you have some sort of problem?”
Becker frowned;
the man’s English was impeccable. He immediately lost the condescending tone.
“I’m sorry to bother you, sir,
but were you by any chance at the Plaza de España today?”
The old man’s
eyes narrowed. “Are you
from the City Council?”
“No, actually I’m–” “Bureau
of Tourism?” “No, I’m–”
“Look,
I know why you’re here!”
The old man struggled
to sit up. “I’m not going to be intimidated! If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand
times–Pierre Cloucharde writes the world the way he lives the world. Some of your corporate
guidebooks might sweep this under the table for a free night on the town, but the Montreal Times is not for hire! I refuse!”
“I’m sorry,
sir. I don’t think you under–”
“Merde
alors! I understand perfectly!” He wagged a bony finger at Becker,
and his voice echoed through the gymnasium. “You’re not the first! They tried the same thing at the Moulin Rouge, Brown’s Palace, and the Golfigno
in Lagos! But what went to press? The truth! The worst Wellington I’ve ever eaten! The filthiest tub I’ve ever seen!
And the rockiest
beach I’ve ever walked! My readers
expect no less!”
Patients
on nearby cots began sitting
up to see what was going on. Becker
looked around nervously for a nurse. The last thing he needed was
to get kicked out.
Cloucharde was raging. “That miserable excuse for a police officer works for your city! He made me get on his motorcycle! Look at me!” He tried to lift his wrist. “Now who’s going to write my column?”
“Sir, I–”
“I’ve never been so uncomfortable in my forty-three years of travel! Look at this place! You know,
my
column is syndicated in over–”
“Sir!” Becker held up both
hands urgently signaling truce. “I’m
not interested in your column;
I’m from the Canadian Consulate. I’m here
to make sure you’re
okay!”
Suddenly there was a dead quiet in the gymnasium. The old man looked up from his bed and eyed the
intruder suspiciously.
Becker ventured
on in almost a whisper. “I’m here to see if there’s anything I can do to help.”
Like bring you
a couple of Valium.
After a
long pause, the Canadian spoke. “The consulate?” His tone
softened considerably. Becker
nodded.
“So, you’re not here about my column?”
“No, sir.”
It was as if a giant bubble had burst for Pierre Cloucharde. He settled
slowly back down onto his mound of pillows. He looked heartbroken. “I thought you were from the city… trying to get me to…”
He faded off and then looked up. “If it’s not about
my
column, then why are you here?”
It was a good question,
Becker thought, picturing
the Smoky Mountains. “Just
an informal diplomatic
courtesy,” he lied.
The man looked
surprised. “A diplomatic courtesy?”
“Yes, sir. As I’m sure a man of your stature is well aware, the Canadian
government works hard to protect its countrymen from the indignities suffered in these, er–shall
we say–less refined countries.”
Cloucharde’s thin lips parted in a knowing smile. “But
of course…
how pleasant.” “You
are a Canadian citizen, aren’t you?”
“Yes, of course.
How silly of me. Please forgive me. Someone in my position is often approached with… well… you understand.”
“Yes, Mr.
Cloucharde, I certainly do. The
price one pays for celebrity.”
“Indeed.”
Cloucharde let out a tragic sigh. He was an unwilling martyr tolerating the masses.
“Can you believe this hideous
place?” He rolled
his eyes at the bizarre
surroundings. “It’s a mockery. And
they’ve decided to keep me
overnight.”
Becker looked around. “I
know. It’s terrible. I’m
sorry it took me so long to get here.”
Cloucharde looked confused.
“I wasn’t
even aware you were coming.”
Becker changed the subject. “Looks like a nasty bump on
your head. Does it hurt?”
“No, not really. I took
a spill this morning–the price one pays for being
a good Samaritan. The
wrist is the thing that’s hurting me. Stupid Guardia.
I mean, really! Putting a man of my
age on a motorcycle. It’s reprehensible.”
“Is there anything I can get
for
you?”
Cloucharde thought a moment, enjoying the attention. “Well, actually…” He stretched his neck and
tilted his head left and right. “I
could use another pillow if
it’s not too much trouble.”
“Not at
all.” Becker grabbed
a pillow off a nearby cot
and helped Cloucharde get
comfortable. The old man sighed
contentedly. “Much better… thank you.”
“Pas du tout,” Becker replied.
“Ah!” The
man smiled warmly. “So you do speak the
language of the civilized world.” “That’s about
the extent of it,” Becker said sheepishly.
“Not a problem,” Cloucharde declared proudly. “My column
is syndicated in the U.S.; my English is first rate.”
“So I’ve heard.” Becker smiled. He sat down on the edge of Cloucharde’s cot. “Now, if you don’t mind my asking, Mr. Cloucharde, why would a man such as yourself come to a place
like this? There are
far better hospitals
in Seville.”
Cloucharde looked angry. “That police officer… he bucked me off his motorcycle and then left
me bleeding in the street like a
stuck pig. I had to walk
over here.”
“He didn’t offer to take you to a
better facility?” “On that godawful
bike of his? No thanks!” “What
exactly happened this morning?”
“I told it all
to the lieutenant.” “I’ve
spoken to the officer and–”
“I hope you reprimanded him!”
Cloucharde interrupted.
Becker nodded. “In the severest
terms. My office will
be following up.” “I should hope so.”
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